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Ista poza je moguca i u ribolovu samo umijesto kvake dokopas se kakve grane da olaksas noznim misicima. Aih nisam jednom tako iza sebe ostavio spomenik.
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Covjek sav usplahiren zove doktora telefonom: "Doktore, doktore dolazite molim vas odmah dijete mi je progutalo hemijsku olovku". Doktor ga pita za adresu i kaze : "Ne mogu gospodine odmah imam nekog hitnog posla i dolazim za nekih 15-tak minuta".
Na to ce covjek doktoru: "Pa sta da moje dijete radi tih 15 minuta"
Doktor: "Pa neka pise grafitnom olovkom dok ja dodjem.
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Majka i sin iz Imotskog idu ulicom po Zagrebu...
Sin: "Mama, mama vid‘ ćuko!!!"
Majka (potiho): " Sine, to je PAS "
Sin, u cudu: "Jeb‘o mater, isti ćuko…"
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- Bakice, zašto bi vi trebali ući u raj?
- Pa molila sam se, bila dobra, čuvala djecu...
- Hajde uđi!
- Sergio, zašto bi ti trebao ući u raj?
- Ma, ja sam samo došao po loptu.
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