Evo par dobrih
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Han
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Meni je malo dosta prozivanja bosanaca i bosanki glupim i primitivnim tako da bi ja onom "intelektualcu" najradije kulturno latinski ponudio spolovilo
"Sine Tale, magare moje drago, smiri se u sebi pa ćes se izmiriti i sa nebom i sa zemljom"
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I on je Bosanac. Sreca pa nije Hercegovac 
Ne ozbiljno stand up je takav najbolje je zezanje na svoj racun
Ne ozbiljno stand up je takav najbolje je zezanje na svoj racun
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Kud ces bolji stand up od Salke Strgacine 
"Sine Tale, magare moje drago, smiri se u sebi pa ćes se izmiriti i sa nebom i sa zemljom"
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To ti kazem. Ko se s nama druzi zivot mu je duzi
Dobro me napomenu moram prebaciti onaj tonski zapis pa da malo cirkuzamo
Dobro me napomenu moram prebaciti onaj tonski zapis pa da malo cirkuzamo
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Definicija klaustrofobije u svijetu:
- "Strah od zatvorenog prostora"
Def. klaustrofobije na Balkanu:
- "Ides u kafanu a strah te da je zatvorena!"
- "Strah od zatvorenog prostora"
Def. klaustrofobije na Balkanu:
- "Ides u kafanu a strah te da je zatvorena!"
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Majo moja, nema dalje
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E hvala ti rusko za ovaj 8 mart, odavno se nisam sladje nasmijao 
"Sine Tale, magare moje drago, smiri se u sebi pa ćes se izmiriti i sa nebom i sa zemljom"
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A ONA MOJA BUDALA ODE NA DRINU
Ide prica da je neki ribolovac iz Valjeva jedno jutro ustao, poranio malo da ide na zimski ribolov na Drinu. Izasao napolje, a napolju pada neka ledena kisa, zima sve zakovano u snijegu i ledu. Sjeda on u auto, misli se hoce li ici, gleda kako pada ona kisa, mraz se uhvatio, i sjedi on tako neko vrijeme razmislja, i razmislja.. Nikad do sad u svojoj ribolovackoj karijeri nije odustao, kad god je naumio isao je u ribolov. I bas to jutro nesto ga prevali, izadje iz auta, ostavi stapove i vrati se u kucu. Posto jos nije ni svanulo, raspremi se on, i vrati se kod zene u krevet.. Ona se nesto promeska, i hajd posto konta probudio je, pa da se opravda kaze a jest mraz stisnuo vani.. Kaze ona njemu ono kroz san: ''A ona moja budala ode na Drinu''..
Ide prica da je neki ribolovac iz Valjeva jedno jutro ustao, poranio malo da ide na zimski ribolov na Drinu. Izasao napolje, a napolju pada neka ledena kisa, zima sve zakovano u snijegu i ledu. Sjeda on u auto, misli se hoce li ici, gleda kako pada ona kisa, mraz se uhvatio, i sjedi on tako neko vrijeme razmislja, i razmislja.. Nikad do sad u svojoj ribolovackoj karijeri nije odustao, kad god je naumio isao je u ribolov. I bas to jutro nesto ga prevali, izadje iz auta, ostavi stapove i vrati se u kucu. Posto jos nije ni svanulo, raspremi se on, i vrati se kod zene u krevet.. Ona se nesto promeska, i hajd posto konta probudio je, pa da se opravda kaze a jest mraz stisnuo vani.. Kaze ona njemu ono kroz san: ''A ona moja budala ode na Drinu''..
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SOCIALISM
You have 2 cows.
You give one to your neighbour
COMMUNISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and gives you some milk
FASCISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and sells you some milk
NAZISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and shoots you
BUREAUCRATISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then
throws the milk away
TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies, and the economy
grows.
You sell them and retire on the income
ROYAL BANK OF SCOTLAND (VENTURE) CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by
your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption
for five cows.
The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company.
The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. You sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States , leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the release.
The public then buys your bull.
SURREALISM
You have two giraffes.
The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one, and force the other to
produce the milk of four cows.
Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why
the cow has dropped dead.
A GREEK CORPORATION
You have two cows. You borrow lots of euros to build barns, milking sheds, hay stores, feed sheds,
dairies, cold stores, abattoir, cheese unit and packing sheds.
You still only have two cows.
A FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike, organise a riot, and block the roads, because you want three
cows.
A JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce
twenty times the milk.
You then create a clever cow cartoon image called a Cowkimona and
market it worldwide.
AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows,
but you don't know where they are.
You decide to have lunch.
A SWISS CORPORATION
You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you.
You charge the owners for storing them.
A CHINESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity.
You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.
AN INDIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You worship them.
A BRITISH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Both are mad.
AN IRAQI CORPORATION
Everyone thinks you have lots of cows.
You tell them that you have none.
No-one believes you, so they bomb the ** out of you and invade your country.
You still have no cows, but at least you are now a Democracy.
AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Business seems pretty good.
You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.
A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION
You have two cows.
The one on the left looks very attractive...
You have 2 cows.
You give one to your neighbour
COMMUNISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and gives you some milk
FASCISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and sells you some milk
NAZISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and shoots you
BUREAUCRATISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then
throws the milk away
TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies, and the economy
grows.
You sell them and retire on the income
ROYAL BANK OF SCOTLAND (VENTURE) CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by
your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption
for five cows.
The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company.
The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. You sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States , leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the release.
The public then buys your bull.
SURREALISM
You have two giraffes.
The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one, and force the other to
produce the milk of four cows.
Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why
the cow has dropped dead.
A GREEK CORPORATION
You have two cows. You borrow lots of euros to build barns, milking sheds, hay stores, feed sheds,
dairies, cold stores, abattoir, cheese unit and packing sheds.
You still only have two cows.
A FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike, organise a riot, and block the roads, because you want three
cows.
A JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce
twenty times the milk.
You then create a clever cow cartoon image called a Cowkimona and
market it worldwide.
AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows,
but you don't know where they are.
You decide to have lunch.
A SWISS CORPORATION
You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you.
You charge the owners for storing them.
A CHINESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity.
You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.
AN INDIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You worship them.
A BRITISH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Both are mad.
AN IRAQI CORPORATION
Everyone thinks you have lots of cows.
You tell them that you have none.
No-one believes you, so they bomb the ** out of you and invade your country.
You still have no cows, but at least you are now a Democracy.
AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Business seems pretty good.
You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.
A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION
You have two cows.
The one on the left looks very attractive...
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Peca Mujo ribe , krenulo ga pravo , vadi k'o iz ribnjaka. Puna kanta...
Kad iza ledja čuvar ...
- Aha , hajmo malo dozvolu da vidim. Em lovostaj , em zivi mamac , em ispod mjere ...
- Ama prijatelju ne pecam ja bolan , to su moje ribe , ja njih svaki dan dovedem ovde ,pustim u vodu one se isplivaju i vrate ...
- Koga bolan zaje....as , cuj vrate se ribe ...
- hoces da vidis ?
- Hajde bas da vidim.
Pusti Mujo ribe , nestadose u dubini , zapali cigaru , gleda u vodu.
A cuvar ce u neka doba.
-Što ih sad ne zoves ?
- Koga ?
- Pa ribe .
- Koje ribe ?
Kad iza ledja čuvar ...
- Aha , hajmo malo dozvolu da vidim. Em lovostaj , em zivi mamac , em ispod mjere ...
- Ama prijatelju ne pecam ja bolan , to su moje ribe , ja njih svaki dan dovedem ovde ,pustim u vodu one se isplivaju i vrate ...
- Koga bolan zaje....as , cuj vrate se ribe ...
- hoces da vidis ?
- Hajde bas da vidim.
Pusti Mujo ribe , nestadose u dubini , zapali cigaru , gleda u vodu.
A cuvar ce u neka doba.
-Što ih sad ne zoves ?
- Koga ?
- Pa ribe .
- Koje ribe ?
The river was cut by the world's great flood and runs over rocks from the basement of time. On some of those rocks are timeless raindrops. Under the rocks are the words, and some of the words are theirs. I am haunted by waters.